When Wonderbras are outlawed, only outlaws will have wonderbras

It is once again safe to wear gel-filled bras on airplanes.The TSA pretty much HAD to do this as it realized the only other move would have been to ban breast implants as well which would have shut down LAX.

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3 Responses to “When Wonderbras are outlawed, only outlaws will have wonderbras”

  1. Changing Way » Blog Archive » Collateral Linkage Says:
    August 25, 2006 at 2:25 am

    [...] My friend Constantine von Hoffman has been on a roll recently. For example, here’s his comment on the news that the ban on gel-filled bras on planes has been… lifted. The TSA pretty much HAD to do this as it realized the only other move would have been to ban breast implants as well which would have shut down LAX. [...]

  2. Mrs. CD Says:
    August 25, 2006 at 2:39 pm

    I dreamt I passed through airport security in my Maidenform bra.

  3. collateraldamage Says:
    August 25, 2006 at 2:46 pm

    Hmmm, I had the exact same dream about you…

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