Single male orangutan seeks tattooed blonde female

Sibu the orang-utan has miffed his Dutch keepers by refusing to mate with females and showing sexual interest only in tattooed human blondes. … Sibu fancies his female keepers, especially blondes. That, [said a spokeswoman for Amsterdam's Apenheul Primate Park], was common for orang-utans but Sibu has a fetish for tattoos, harking back to a heavily tattooed keeper who reared him.“Orang-utans have special interests in special subjects. Sibu happens to like tattoos,” said the spokeswoman. (Unfortunately article DOES NOT mention hair color or skin decoration of said spokeswoman.)

All of which means Mrs. Collateral Damage now has a potential suitor who is hairier and cuter than I am and can rip my arms off. I’m soooo glad we’re already married.

What would the Librarian at the Unseen University think of this?

Ooook.

(Picture of Mr. Pratchett’s Librarian by Paul Kidby. Go check out his site. Now.)