“The fact that it’s silly doesn’t mean that it’s not serious.”– Berrien, MI, Trial Court Judge Scott Schofield sentencing Bobby Bolen to time served and 1 year of probation for assaulting two people.
The assault happened after Bolen helped himself to some pickles in an Jody Lee’s refrigerator. According to police, Lee then ” told Bolen he couldn’t afford to feed everyone and not to eat his pickles.”
Another person at the scene was also assaulted. Defense attorney Robert Lutz said alcohol appeared to be at the root of Bolen’s problems.
Personally, I blame the pickles.
Someone get the brand of that pickle. “Pickles worth fighting over.” Now that’s a slogan.
3 responses so far ↓
Steve // October 31, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Please don’t tell me you’d rather fight than switch.
collateraldamage // October 31, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Sweeeet.
Gherkinnnnnn.
How to order pickles in Austria « Collateral Damage // May 19, 2008 at 3:49 pm
[...] BTW, I hope they no the kind of lawlessness this can lead to: “Man Gets Probation in Pickle Assault.” [...]
Leave a Comment