Piss & Spit: Just what every tired mom needs

The latest trend in product naming seems to be just this side of gross.

Example A:

Pissed Off! energy drink was the creation of founders Mike Green and Bill Hoovis. These 80 year old seniors had been extremely active their whole life. The past few years , their energy level was getting very low. At the suggestion of Aileen Rodriguez, a fellow business associate and vice president of Pissed Off Products, Mike and Bill tried a variety of energy drinks to help perk them up. After trying different energy drinks, they found that the existing energy drinks on the market did not help them get revitalized. Mike then said “I’m pissed off! I’ll develop an all natural American energy drink that gives people healthy pissed off energy now.”

The site also has trading cards featuring the whole Pissed Off! family.

Example B:

Momspit - No Rinse Cleanser for Hands & Face
Momspit (inspired by the original) is the universal no-rinse cleanser. It’s not a sanitizer and does not contain any alcohol. In fact, it’s gentle enough to use on your face. Momspit foams for easy application, eliminates dirt and grime, and leaves skin moisturized and yummy smelling. It’s the perfect thing to throw in your purse, place on your desk, or keep in your car. To use: Apply a small amount on hands or face and rub in completely. No rinse needed.

At $18 for 7 oz. MomSpit ain’t cheap, which is surprising given the ubiquity of its manufacturer.

I want a food disinfectant called 5 Second Rule.