It’s true. There’s something about turning things that aren’t toast into toast that seems to appeal to designers right now. A thumb-sucking trend-spotter (GUILTY!) might say this is because toast is warm and comfortable which makes it especially appealing in these unsettled times. However what I really say is pass the marmalade.
Third: Toast — the board game. Turns any slice into yet another pointless game of tic-tac-toe!
Fourth: The toast phone — sadly still only a prototype.
Fifth: The toast clock.
Sixth: The Toast Doll. “Also available are his friends Joe the Egg (6″ tall), Clem Lemon (9″ tall) and Shaky Bacon (10″ tall).“
Seventh: Toast for your charm bracelet. (BTW, other foods also available.)
Eighth: Toast sponge with soap that looks like jam.
Ninth: Toast greeting cards.
Tenth: A cell-phone holder.
Eleventh: A costume.
All this focus on toast has also meant ongoing design refinement of the actual thing that produces the heated bread product.
Herewith some of my favorite strange toaster designs:
A toaster designed to protect your eyes.
The need for the above can be seen below:
And two great toasters that so far are only concepts.
First is the “I Like To Watch It Burn”
And then … Through a scanner lightly browned
















April 6, 2008 at 7:16 pm
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April 7, 2008 at 9:57 pm
People ask me from coast to coast.
what’s the thing that I like most?
Now I don’t want to brag and I don’t want to boast,
but I can’t help but tell them that
I LIKE TOAST!
April 7, 2008 at 11:28 pm
No offense dude, but I think you’re boasting…
April 22, 2008 at 3:22 pm
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October 20, 2008 at 2:50 pm
idk who you are, nor have I read this blog before (this post was forwarded to me but I admit I’ve seen it around) but you are a genius of sorts and I applaud you for your thorough research on the toastier side of life. I also saw that toast mattress and thought something was fishy about the huge mouthpiece on the side. Neway just thought I send some props ur way and welcome myself as your newest reader. Blog on, my toasty friend.