Press release of the day: “Text Messaging God”

Tech support at any wireless phone company will tell you that the preferred set-up option to receive text messages is “Always On” rather than “When Needed.” Pastor Robert R. Cushman has found that our communication with God should be “Always On” too. In his new book, “What If You Pray? Experiencing the Reality of Prayer,” Pastor Cushman …

Putting the G in OMG.

Is God on Verizon or T-Mobile?

Also begs the weighty theological question: Who does God turn to for tech support?

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One Response to “Press release of the day: “Text Messaging God””

  1. Carson Park Ranger Says:
    June 17, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    “Who does God turn to for tech support?”

    Well, most people would say the devil.
    Satan has an Indian accent.

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