Archive for July, 2009

Yesterday the NYSE broke 9,000 and huzzahs and hosannas rang through the land. Redemption was at hand and all was right with the world. This was a sure sign the economy was recovering. "What I like about the rally that we’ve seen so far is the breadth of it. It’s not really confined to a [...]

Apparently there are 21 people in the UK who have never seen Benny Hill. We know this because 21 people filed complaints about sausage ads asking listeners to reveal "where you like to stick yours." As in: "Think about all the things you can stick this tasty, extraordinarily large sausage in." "Mmm… Pizza, pasta, stir [...]

Hardee’s finally got someone to complain about its new A-hole campaign. Boddie-Noell Enterprises, which owns nearly 350 Hardee’s in North Carolina, is refusing to run the ads, which also are drawing fire from the Parents Television Council. The ads are built around the chain’s donut hole product, called B-holes – that’s B as in biscuit. [...]

Tango is a carbonated beverage sold in the UK. It is evidently quite popular and prone to “problems” with its advertising. The latest mistake stems from not reading their own label carefully enough. Observe:   Turn the phrase into an acronym and you get … Given that their prime audience is UK teens the company [...]

What I remember about the moon landing is we got to stay up late to watch it. Some of my friends were over. I think Andrew van Pelt and Becky Morrow – I could be wrong but its my memory so who’s to correct. I was 6 and I guess Becky was too. Andrew was [...]

The colorful landfill-filling life-threatening shoes are headed to that great fire sale in the sky. Despite selling 100 million pairs in seven years, the company lost $185 million last year, dumped a third of its workers and have to find someone willing to adopt all their surplus shoes. Why not try the time-tested method of [...]

Turn a profit and you must be a genius, despite two successive bubbles that is still the essential view of too many. Yesterday Goldman Sachs reported record earnings mostly because they are profiting from a government system they (or their former-for-now employees) helped create. In the wake of Countrywide, Madoff, Bear Stearns, Enron, AIG, etc., [...]

The financial firm’s investment in the Obama campaign is certainly reaping impressive dividends. The company “generated nearly $750 million in revenue from equity underwriting, helping battered financial-services firms sell stock to meet new government capital requirements. The quarterly performance from equity underwriting was a company record, and surpassed even the heady days of the Internet [...]

The name of Disney’s California Adventure park seems to have taken on ironic overtones of late. The WSJ reports: A group of the biggest U.S. banks said they would stop accepting California’s IOUs on Friday … if California continues to issue the IOUs, creditors will be forced to hold on to them until they mature [...]

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones McNamara, dead today at 93, embodied The American Century. Born two years after the start of World War I, he got his MBA from Harvard in 1937, in World War II he served in the Air Force in the [...]

American Apparel – which runs “the largest garment factory in the United States, at a time when most apparel production has moved offshore” – has been employing 1,800 people “not authorized” to work in the United States. The U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency found that some 1,600 current employees at American Apparel’s Los Angeles [...]