VEVEY, Switzerland – In a new twist in corporate synergy, Nestle AG, the world's biggest food and drink company, said Monday it will fatten up its weight-loss business by buying Jenny Craig Inc. for $600 million.
Man, even the AP sees the humor in this one. Will we have Jenny Craig candy bars or Nestle diet bars? Or both?
They’ll be coming out with Jenny Quik, the promiscuous chocolate drink.
That’s funny. Just flat out funny.