More penguins of irony

Some actual headlines:

  • Scientists Plan to Rebuild Neanderthal Genome. What, Ann Coulter wouldn’t donate some of hers? (For those on the right substitute John Kerry or Ted Kennedy but I don’t think it works nearly as well from a comedy standpoint.)
  • Bush acknowledges racism still exists Is beginning to think better of this whole “gravity” idea, too. Bush spoke at the NAACP convention for the first time in his presidency. Apparently he believes his civil rights platform of screwing everyone is working.

And jury duty … more fun than I thought.


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