“I do not preclude the possibility that the Vatican, in the future, could put together a football team of great value, that could play on the same level as Roma, Inter Milan and Sampdoria.” — Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, Vatican Secretary of State
Get a red card, say 10 Hail Marys.
Mascot: A guy carrying a cross? A rock? Someone not eating meat on a Friday? A sheep?
Nickname: The Indulgences? The Infallibles? The Rhythm Method?
UPDATE: He was joking. I would put the Cardinal’s joke-telling abilities ahead of John Kerry but behind Gallagher. Next time smash a watermelon, your religiousness.