Fifth horseman of the apocalypse: Hooters opens in Israel

U.S. restaurant chain Hooters, known for waitresses in low-cut blouses and short skirts, will open its first branch in Israel this summer, in the Mediterranean seaside city of Tel Aviv.

Because there aren’t enough places to get flavorless “American-style” food in the region, that’s why. Personally I look forward to women going in, looking at the waitresses’ costumes and saying, “Y’know, a burka sounds like a good idea.”

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