Headline of the day: Seattle Man Charged In Bizarre Duck Case

Yeah, like there’s a chance in hell you’re not going to read the rest of that story.

The lead, however, is even better:

EVERETT, Wash. A Seattle man has been charged with a slew of crimes that involved an alleged shoplifting, assaults and a pet duck named Mr. Peepers.

I think Mr. Peepers is a canard or at least a red herring.

The terror alert level has been set at duck l’orange.

Man, this is a story that doesn’t quit.

I really oughta start a blog that’s nothing but weird animal stories…

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