Someone call child protective services, cuz this is wrong.
This kid will turn the 40-year-old virgin into a reality.
Here’s why I don’t wear funny t-shirts: They’re only funny the first time you read them.
My parents’ names: Ann & Nick. Youngest kid’s names: Aristodemus & Constantine. Further proof that people with normal names have no idea exactly how un-fun these names are in grade school. My kid’s name: Greg. He’s lucky it wasn’t Bob.