When erectile dysfunction strikes an entire nation…
A joint “task force cervelat” composed of scientists, bureaucrats and industry representatives has been convened to tackle the crisis caused by a shortfall in Brazilian cows’ intestines used to encase the nation’s favorite sausage, the Swiss meat association said.
That must be a great resume item.
And in a related story, a German company has unveiled a pill to “improve first-person shooter performance.”
Yep, performance enhancing drugs have come to video gamers. Either that or the Germans are taking euphemism to a whole new level.