Headline of the Day: “Man used hedgehog as weapon”

A dangerous weapon WELLINGTON, New Zealand – A New Zealand man has been accused of assault with prickly weapon — a hedgehog. Police allege that William Singalargh picked up the hedgehog and threw it several yards to hit a 15-year-old boy in the North Island east coast town of Whakatane on Feb. 9.

Runner up: Woman slips boa constrictor down her pants and walks away

LANSING, Mich. (AP) – A woman stole a boa constrictor from a pet store by slipping the snake down her pants, the owner said. The animal was stolen Thursday afternoon from Preuss Animal House in Lansing.

You can take this penis envy thing too far …

2 thoughts on “Headline of the Day: “Man used hedgehog as weapon”

  1. Ron who? I have certainly never, ever, ever heard of anyone by that name (nor am I unhappy that I missed the best possible joke for this … nope not unhappy one bit … not in the least)

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