Mark Mulder, owner of Max Motors in Butler, Missouri, reports that sales have soared since launching a promotion this week that promises buyers a free handgun or a $250 gas card with every purchase.
“This thing has taken off. Sales have quadrupled,” said Muller. The store sells both used and new vehicles including General Motors and Ford products. Every buyer so far “except one guy from Canada* and one old guy” has elected to take the gun, Muller said. Muller recommends his customers select a Kel-Tec .380 pistol. “It’s a nice little handgun that fits in your pocket.”
See, the Democrats are already helping the economy.
*Damn Canadians.
Heather points out the shoes to wear while driving your car from Max’s. They were designed by Karl Lagerfeld and will be put out by Chanel.
If you like to drink and drive — that is get loaded while driving fully loaded — here’s the drink for you:
More examples of weaponized alcohol containers can be found here.
And to wear when you go car shopping?….
http://shoeblogs.com/2008/05/20/2nd-amendment-chic/
People who take the Kel-Tec .380 are much better served by taking the gas card… At least they should offer a reliable pistol.
Have you seen their political site? Seriously, the car dealership has a site on Politics! http://www.GunsAndGas.com. I’d say they aren’t big Clinton fans either. Very crazy stuff going on down south!
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