I am pleased to announce the successful end to Roxxy’s first week on the job here at CollateralDamage Corp. She is getting very high marks from her supervisor for eradicating a threat to workplace morale from an infestation of plush toy frogs, er frog. Also we commend Roxxy on her modesty. It was only while doing a routine background check that we discovered Roxxy comes from a long line of nobility. She is in fact pedigreed, a fact which has amused her employers — mutts one and all — no end. But we wish to give honor where honor is due and from now on she will go by her proper title, Office Manager Grand Duchess Roxxy. Please change your address books accordingly.