Biz School names Monkey God as chairman over GM CEO

Hanuman, the revered Hindu monkey god known for his strength and valor, has been named official chairman of the recently opened Sardar Bhagat Singh College of Technology and Management in northern India.

“When we were looking for a chairman for our institution, we scanned many big names in the field of technology and management. Ultimately, we settled for Lord Hanuman, as none was bigger than him,” said Vivek Kangdi, the school’s vice chairman. “And c’mon, you don’t have to be a Hindu deity to know you should plan for fluctuations in the price of gas.” (Note part of this quote is fictitious.)

Judging by his head shot I’d say Hanuman isn’t just smarter than Rick Wagoner but better looking too.

(And yeah, I know orangutans aren’t monkeys but this guy was just too handsome to resist.)

2 thoughts on “Biz School names Monkey God as chairman over GM CEO

  1. This comment is totally derogatory and in very very bad taste indeed. You are making a joke of a very serious and sacred matter.

    Hindus pray to Hanumanji and make him our chief deity on Tuesdays, that is very sacred.

    “This humor is about as funny as showing a picture of a known nincoomp or a criminal or a ##… (literally) and showing him as the object of prayer in Churches or Mosques (in place of Jesus or Allah)”.

    This is not even humerous and very naively and foolishly taking things out of context, which one dare not do if one was dealing with other religions.

    Learn to respect and use “common sense” before taking a cheap shot at a community’s faith.

  2. Dude!
    1) the cheap shot is at the CEO of GM.
    2) what part of the description “Hanuman, the revered Hindu monkey god known for his strength and valor,” is insulting?
    3) I would have written this exactly the same had the deity in question been Jesus or from any other cosmology. All religions are equally valid in my eyes and thus all are equally worthy of ridicule. Please read: https://collateraldamage.wordpress.com/2006/10/20/general-takes-sucking-up-to-the-boss-to-a-whole-new-level/
    4) Accusing me of not being funny is like accusing the ocean of being wet.
    5) Fnord.

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