7-11 and the marketing is easy

• Today is the day when if you go to a Chik-fil-a dressed as a cow they’ll give you some a free chicken dinner. If you don’t go for the full hoof & mouth but are just partially bovine they’ll just give you the entree.  (Insert usual complaint about Chik-fil-a’s marketing scheme being nothing but a rip off of the Far Side here.)
• In honor of Seven-11 day all Seven-11s are giving out free Slurpees. Second prize is two free Slurpees.