Headline of the day: Teacher OK after crashing into bear on a bicycle

How the bear got onto the bicycle, I’ll never know.

cf: Marx, Groucho: “I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.”

I am chagrined to see that this is my first ever Groucho reference here at Collateral Damage. I apologize to my readers and promise to do better in the future.

PS:  Walt Kelly’s birthday was last month and I forgot to mention it. Again, my apologies. Why is it this book title never goes out of date?

One thought on “Headline of the day: Teacher OK after crashing into bear on a bicycle

  1. Have you ever read the book “Eats, Shoots, and Leaves”? It’s a great read on grammar and especially punctuation problems that have caused humor and calamity.

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