What’s pink, cuddly and can bring down a moose or at least a Biden? The GOP hopes it’s Sarah Palin, they might want to invest in Lakota Industries adorable new hunting bow. While the pink camo is certainly fitting … you really have to hope anything your hunting is color blind. Or maybe it will distract Dick Cheney if you ever have to go hunting with the current VP.
Other potential candidate/product tie ins:
- The Joe Biden Leaf Blower — How much hot air do you need?
- The John McCain Pistol Holster — Allows you to shoot from the hip and automatically hit your own foot.
- Barack Obama Holy Water — Everybody keeps telling me he can perform miracles.
Nice move: The company will donate 10 percent of Sarah-Cuda proceeds to the National Association for Down Syndrome.