A 56-year-old Czech woman was detained by authorities at the Sydney airport when they found she “was concealing three live banana plants in her underwear.” Like a lot of places, the Aussies have an agricultural quarantine to protect the local flora. I want to know what she said to customs officers? “Oh, so that’s where I left them!”
Headline possibilities abound:
- Always Czech for bananas
- Czech-ed for bananas
- Czech slips on bananas
- Czech bounced over banana
- Yes, we allow no bananas
- Smuggler busted with bananas under where?
- When putting bananas in your underwear is outlawed, only outlaws will put bananas in their underwear (and we’ll know they’re not just glad to see us)
Collateral Damage 