Chrysler discussing merger with Ronco

They are the only remaining partner for the car maker should recent talks with Fiat fall through. There is ABSOLUTELY no truth to the rumor that Chrysler’s owners turned to Fiat only after discovering Yugo is no longer in business.

I am putting together a takeover offer involving one (but not all) of the following:

  • A handful of magic beans OR one (1) cow
  • Controlling interest in Circuit City
  • $24 in colored glass beads
  • The player to be named later
  • A check, to be put in the mail
  • Deed to the Brooklyn Bridge
  • All of Merril Lynch’s mortgage holdings
  • Prime Arizona waterfront property
  • As much Lehman Bros. stock as will fit in a PT Cruiser
  • IOU from Bernie Madoff

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