Beanie Babie maker ends rip-off of Obama daughter names

“Marvelous Malia” and “Sweet Sasha” have been renamed “Marvelous Mariah” and “Sweet Sydney” following Magnificent Michelle’s slap down. Despite the absolute absurdity of it, Chief Executive Ty Warner continues to claim the very-tan-skinned dolls and their names had nothing to do with the president’s daughters.

Quick! Someone find a bank for this man to run.


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