A school administrator wants to set the record straight: There are no vampires at Boston Latin. The headmaster of the prestigious exam school took the unusual step today of sending a notice to faculty, students, and parents saying that “rumors involving ‘vampires'” had begun spreading through the building Wednesday, causing disruption and anxiety for a number of students.This would be more reassuring had they not just hired a Ms. Buffy Summers to consult on “paranormal student security” issues.
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What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?
This would be more reassuring had they not just hired a Ms. Buffy Summers to consult on “paranormal student security” issues.
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But what about the zombie problem? And even if there isn’t such a problem now, are they prepared for when it inevitably comes?
Good point, must say that Latin is at particular risk as the kid’s there are renowned for their BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSSSSSS.
Both Goth’s are completely out of control!