My kid’s school officially doesn’t have a vampire problem

-buffy-the-vampire-s_super A school administrator wants to set the record straight: There are no vampires at Boston Latin. The headmaster of the prestigious exam school took the unusual step today of sending a notice to faculty, students, and parents saying that “rumors involving ‘vampires'” had begun spreading through the building Wednesday, causing disruption and anxiety for a number of students.

This would be more reassuring had they not just hired a Ms. Buffy Summers to consult on “paranormal student security” issues.

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