Is that your cologne or a burning dead animal?

flame-1Burger King continues to come up with successful ways to get free press: This time it’s a men’s body spray called “Flame” which the company claims has “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”

Burger King is marketing the product through a Web site featuring a photo of its King character reclining fireside and naked but for an animal fur strategically placed to not offend.

Burt Reynolds must be rolling in his grave.


Are you sure?


I thought the guy in the commercials was CGI.


Headline of the Day: Drag Queen Robs Burger King

Hard to get better than that.

Security cameras showed the man, wearing a dress with a revealing bust line and hair barrettes, climbed through the takeout window at a Burger King on May 11. He held the employees at gunpoint, demanded money, exited through the same drive-through window and drove away.

Only way it could have been better is if it had been a drag king.

2nd best headline of the day: Big, hairy pig attracted gawkers in Wisconsin

That’s odd, I don’t remember going to Wisconsin recently. And personally, I prefer to call them fans, not gawkers.