Is that your cologne or a burning dead animal?

Burger King continues to come up with successful ways to get free press: This time it’s a men’s body spray called “Flame” which the company claims has “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”

Burger King is marketing the product through a Web site featuring a photo of its King character reclining fireside and naked but for an animal fur strategically placed to not offend.

Burt Reynolds must be rolling in his grave.

What?

Are you sure?

Wow.

I thought the guy in the commercials was CGI.

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Headline of the Day: Drag Queen Robs Burger King

Hard to get better than that.

Security cameras showed the man, wearing a dress with a revealing bust line and hair barrettes, climbed through the takeout window at a Burger King on May 11. He held the employees at gunpoint, demanded money, exited through the same drive-through window and drove away.

Only way it could have been better is if it had been a drag king.

2nd best headline of the day: Big, hairy pig attracted gawkers in Wisconsin

That’s odd, I don’t remember going to Wisconsin recently. And personally, I prefer to call them fans, not gawkers.