Mebbe Next Year: On The Occasion of The Chicago Cubs’ Impending Centennial of Futility


Tinkers to Evers to what’s the chance
a hundred seasons could come and go
so fast no one would celebrate
even one of them

Next year isn’t a mantra
it’s an elegy for wasted time
wasted efforts wasted hopes
and for all those losses
nothing is really lost
no one died from
the heartbreak no child went
hungry because Ernie Banks
never got his pennant

Instead we grew up
with our hopes either stunted
or getting ever larger
believing tomorrow will always
hold what today never can

Still going down to that damn
old park because we take defeat
as our due and know the team’s
reach never exceeds our grasp

Their wish — like our dreams — is
not of brazen prizes and spoiling
success but noon on a July day
when the breeze off the lake
might be just a little bit cool

Three Fingers Brown someone
asked you once if you could
have pitched better with all five
I’ll never know, you said
So what’s it like
to win it all?

(originally published in Eleysian Fields Quarterly)

“To know for sure,
I’d have to throw with a normal hand,
and I’ve never tried it.”
— Mordechai Centennial “Three Fingers” Brown
Win-Loss: 239-130
ERA: 2.06
Strikeouts: 1,375

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Never know what you might find on the interweb

For example, this is from a blog called Kinectic Loop in a post with the excellent title, “Missing: Important Bald Man”:

So, if you happen to see someone in your mailroom who is playing the fujara and drinking from a can of Fresca, and if this person is bald, and looks like he may be important, please ask him why he is hardly ever in his office anymore. If he asks for your credentials, just tell him that you’re Constantine von Hoffman.

The blog has no info about its author so I have no idea if this is from someone I know in Chicago (from whence I was born and lived in and still have relatives) or if it’s just random fanmail from a flounder.

Another thing about this post. It links to my blog and yet it doesn’t show up on Technorati as being a link to my blog. Am I the only one who thinks that Technorati’s statistics are about as reliable as announcement regarding finding WMDs?