How to order pickles in Austria

“Fia mi bitte no a Soizguakn.” = “Another gherkin for me please.”

From a free guide by German consumer goods firm Henkel that will be distributed around Vienna to soccer fans visiting for Euro 2008.

Sorry, no pronunciation advice provided.

BTW, I hope they know the kind of lawlessness this can lead to: “Man Gets Probation in Pickle Assault.” Is it just me or doesn’t that yodelling pickle look like a green thumb?