“New Jersey weighs cutting ‘idiot’ from constitution”

Pick a punchline:

1. Which means an end to politics as we know it.
2. Which will disenfranchise the state’s entire population.

Is it National Make Fun of New Jersey Week? Isn’t it always?

BREAKING: Jersey official invokes “smelt it/dealt it” defense as NYC seeks source of “gas-like” smell

A fart joke. I’m disappointed in myself.

UPDATE: N.J. eyed as source of stench over NYC

Gosh how embarassing, I predicted this.

“New poll: Half in N.J. back gay unions”

Does this mean the Teamsters are finally coming out of the closet?

Technorati Tags: Teamsters, Gay, Unions, LGBT, Gay, Rights, New, Jersey, Headlines, Silly

New Jersey’s next tourism slogan: “The nation’s gay wedding chapel.”

New Jersey could become the nation’s gay wedding chapel should the state’s highest court rule in favor of same-sex marriages, adversaries on the issue agree.

Two points about this:

• Massachusetts this market could have BEEN YOURS!!! (“The Massachusetts court decision made little impact nationally because the state has a law barring out-of-state couples from wedding there if their marriages would not be recognized in their home states.”) Our tourism dollars will be stolen by friggin’ Jersey City!
• A bit wordy, but it’s still much better than METRONATURAL.

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