New Jersey’s next tourism slogan: “The nation’s gay wedding chapel.”

New Jersey could become the nation’s gay wedding chapel should the state’s highest court rule in favor of same-sex marriages, adversaries on the issue agree.

Two points about this:

  • Massachusetts this market could have BEEN YOURS!!! (“The Massachusetts court decision made little impact nationally because the state has a law barring out-of-state couples from wedding there if their marriages would not be recognized in their home states.”) Our tourism dollars will be stolen by friggin’ Jersey City!
  • A bit wordy, but it’s still much better than METRONATURAL.