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Everything you need to start your own Web 2.0 business

Posted on October 1, 2007 by Constantine von Hoffman

First go here to generate a name.

Mine: SnapZone

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Logo courtesy of The Web 2.0 Logo generator.

Then go here to generate a mission statement:

“We strive to completely network multimedia based deliverables such that we may continue to efficiently promote effective infrastructures because that is what the customer expects”

Then go back to the first link to generate some media:

Snapzone Inc secures 1 million in Venture Capital funding.

Silicon Valley startup, Snapzone Inc, has raised 1 million dollars in series A financing from an unnamed angel investor. Snapzone Inc promises to revolutionize the Internet and change the way people look at new media.

“We’re taking a 24/7 approach to new media. Unlike our competitors, we plan on synergizing social networks with social bookmarking, podcasts and yes, even the blogosphere. When someone makes a vlog about their pet rabbit, our name will appear somewhere!
– Snapzone Inc CEO

If that’s not enough you can find other Web 2.0 biz generators at

  • Andrew Woolridge’s site.
  • EmptyBottle.
  • LightSphere.
  • Need some buzzwords? Generate them here.
  • Nees a business plan? Get one here.
  • Need an elevator plan? Get it here.

Now stand back as the money rolls in.

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