When being annoying in public is outlawed, only outlaws will publicly annoy us (I wish)

… or maybe journalists, marketers, pollsters, pols and lawyers will become outlaws

BRIGHTON, Mich. –  The Brighton City Council on Thursday approved an ordinance allowing police in the Livingston County community to ticket and fine anyone who is annoying in public “by word of mouth, sign or motions.”

Given that my good friend and proud new papa Campbell lives in Brighton, MI, I think I know the cause of this ordinance.

Special tip of a collaterally damaged hat to Tim Rueb for this one!