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Hot flashes kill Jack Sparrow

Posted on December 7, 2008 by Constantine von Hoffman

It’s not easy being Capt. Jack, reports BrokeHoedown:

capt-jack-dadDisneyland management has fired the four actors who played pirate Jack Sparrow because officials were worried about young female park-goers flashing the swashbuckling actors late at night, according to one former cast member.

“They lost control when they saw Jack Sparrow,” said former pirate Brandon Pinto, who left the role after a dispute with management a year ago. “This is a sexy, rock-star pirate.”

Brandon Pinto???? And I thought my name sounded fake.

Guess Billy Joel was right:

Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push, and you’ll be smilin’

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Posted in Captain Jack Sparrow, Disney, Disney Land, Disneyland, Jack Sparrow, Marketing, Mrs. Collateral Damage's Guide to Disney, Pirate, Pirates of the Caribbean | Tagged Billy Joel, Disney, flashing, Hot flash, Jack Sparrow, Marketing, Pirates of the Caribbean | Leave a comment

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