Today’s parse a mission statement

Churbuck found this one and it’s genius:

Slikstr is the worlds first user created company. They are creating the next generation of Web 2.0 technologies by directly reaching out to their users and basing much of their decision making on “the wisdom of crowds”. They recently closed a first round of private equity funding and they are developing their website for beta testing later this year.

OK, so it’s satire but it’s not all the different from yesterday’s. Only one successful guess so far. I will happily reveal the actual company to anyone who cares to submit an example of another absurd mission statement.