No one loves discovering new uses for an existing product more than consumer packaged goods companies like Unilever, and P&G. “
It’s not just a floor polisher, IT’S A DESERT TOPPING!” Even so, I doubt Johnson & Johnson is going to make a lot out of a new way to use Purell©. At the great blog Kit Up, where military folk swap ideas on all sorts of gadgets to use in the field, one writer suggests applying a match to
the waterless hand cleaner gel that every grunt should be carrying. I love playing with that stuff. It puts out a blue/clear flame (read extremely hot) and it is a gel, so handles well. Put that in the middle of your tinder and you are good to go.
While a good reliable fire-starter is a must have for our servicemen and women it should be noted that, as seen below, they are exploring other possible uses for the substance – which is 62% alcohol.
Judging by the above (and other evidence on YouTube) actually setting your hands on fire with Purell© seems to be “relatively” “safe.” However, this phenomenon has actually sparked an urban myth.
Snopes rebuts a legend that some worker suffered severe burns on his hands when he lit a cigarette after using a “hand sanitizer product.” J&J media is quoted as saying that incident is “not something they would expect to happen with their product” – which is definitely not a denial that it could happen. Although it evaporates so fast on skin I think it almost requires the intentional and quick application of fire to get a reaction.
Wonder why the TSA allows the stuff on airplanes? Snopes points to a 1998 FAA study that reports hand sanitizers are difficult to ignite and relatively easy to extinguish. To which both Snopes and the US Military might respond: “What brand are you using?”
(For those of you wondering – it’s not all that hard to create actual napalm.
Just mix Ivory Snow (or other soaps) and gasoline in the right proportions and VOILA you’ve got it.)
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Seems that P&G, makers of Bounty, and Georgia-Pacific, makers of Brawny (and herewith referred to as G&P just to make things more confusing) are once again in court fighting for paper towel supremacy. P&G filed suit against G&P last week because (quoth AdAge) the “ bow-tie patterns in new-and-improved Brawny paper towels infringe the trademark bow-tie shapes in the quilts of P&G’s Bounty Extra Soft.”
This follows a lawsuit in March when G&P sued P&G over a claim of false advertising. P&G settled and agreed to modify its claims. “That suit alleged that while the quilts may have been thicker on improved Bounty, the towels weren’t.”
G&P also filed suit against Kimberly Clark (herewith K&C) because it’s Quilted Northern “prominently features a dog snuggled in a quilt with a diamond design.”
Someone needs to throw in the paper towel on this one.
Yeah, there’s a lot more than 10 here. What can I say? It was a very good year for very bad things.
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GRAND PRIZE FOR SUSTAINED ORGANIZATIONAL EFFORT
The John McCain Presidential Campaign
“Our economy, I think, is still — the fundamentals of our economy are strong.”
Has no idea how many houses he (or his wife) owns.
Picks Sara Palin, the Broad to Nowhere who couldn’t find Russia or Africa on a map.
Campaign adviser and former HP CEO Carly Fiorina says Palin couldn’t run a major corporation.
Campaign adviser and former senator Phil Gramm says Americans are whiners about economic problems.
“Shutting down” his campaign to fix the bailout.
“Lipstick on a pig”
Egregious attack on Dungeons & Dragons that clearly cost him the election. ( OK, maybe not so much the last one).
Ford features “Space Oddity” — a song about astronaut suicide — in new car campaign.
Framingham State College uses the word blah 137 times in a 312-word fundraising letter. Disney (multiple entries):
Bans kids from DisneyWorld restaurant; Changes “It’s A Small World” to “A Salute to All Nations, But Mostly America” ; and Sells “High School Musical” panties for tween girls with the phrase “Dive In” on them.
Woolworths (UK) launches Lolita brand of beds for young girl
JetBlue lives up to Southwest’s parody ad by charging for pillows.
Russia uses smiling kids in tourism ad for war zone
Residents of Lesbos sue those other lesbians over brand name
Motrin gets headache from viral moms video
Butcher’s ads feature “Meat Products, Fresh Service” on naked woman
Hershey asks if you’ve found Mr. Goodbar
Special Jury Awards
Co-Branding That Shouldn’t Have Been
The Alpha & Omega of Over-reaching
The Penguins Of Irony “Oh NO You Din’t” Awards
Previous years’ lists
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Fredric J. Baur died May 4 at Vitas Hospice in Cincinnati. Baur, 89, had designed the Pringles potato chip packaging system for Procter & Gamble in 1966. Baur’s children said they honored his request to bury him in one of the cans by placing part of his cremated remains in a Pringles container in his grave in suburban Springfield Township.
There is no truth to the rumor that Pringles are people. Nor are they soylent green.
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Bounce® and Beyonce? Jay Z and Oral B®? 50 Cent and Febreze®? Snoop Dogg and Eukanuba®? Ghostface Killah and Ghost®? Lil Wayne & Pampers®? The synergies are … totally non-existent — but what else to make of the following:
Consumer products giant Procter & Gamble is getting into the hip-hop business by launching a record label with Island Def Jam Music Group.
Unfortunately the brand that has caused
P&G to flirt with getting funky is not Mr. Clean or Swiffer or any of the other billion dollar babies. No, it’s Tag — a me-too brand whose raison d’etre is confusing consumers into not buying Unilever’s Axe. What is odd about this entire thing is it smacks of the sort of stunt marketing that’s the antithesis of Jim Stengel and company’s mantra of growth via solving consumers’ problems. Ah well, when you make as much money as they do you can afford to do some loopy things now and then.