Company unveils the world’s first smelly computer reports:

ASUS has come with a new line of fragrant laptops that seem to be going one step ahead from its competitors who are so hell bent on offering different colored laptops. ASUS wants you to even get a unique fragrance with matching graphics, as you type away your emails or chat online.

Design/scent choices are:

  • Floral Blossom (pink with a flowery smell)
  • Musky Black (pretty self-descriptive)
  • Morning Dew (pastel green and an “early morning fragrance” — morning breath?)
  • Aqua Ocean (I hope the salt water smell doesn’t rust)

Would have been more useful had they come up with a computer that spritzes deodorant.