Chickens becoming threat to national security?

Two headlines from the always excellent Obscure Store & Reading Room:

• McDonald’s employees finally nab chicken that wouldn’t leave
• Road closed after pipe bomb found inside roaster chicken “The chicken had an improvised explosive device where the fowl’s innards should have been.”

Coincidence? I think not. Memo to self: Be more specific when ordering steak bomb at sandwich shop.

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