The actual lede to the alleged story:
So you may have heard: Paris Hilton was ticketed the other day for driving with a suspended license. Not huge news, even by celebrity-gossip standards. Here at The Associated Press, we put out an initial item of some 300 words. But it actually meant more to us than that. It meant the end of our experimental blackout on news about Paris Hilton.
While I applaud the blackout I am hard pressed to imagine any situation which made this follow-up to the non-story necessary.